It has come to many people's attention that some of you are not aware of the difference between pants and well, just about anything else. Here are a few handy dandy visuals to test yourself if you're not sure about what pants are, or how to wear them.
These are pants:

These are not:

However this is a song about both of these things (TAKE NOTE: Everyone in this video is wearing PANTS.)
These are pants:

These are not:

These are pants:

These are not:

Are you starting to get it?
I know it can be confusing, but let's move on to some more advanced challenges.
Which of these ladies is wearing pants?






Did you guess one? Well you shouldn't have. NONE of these are PANTS.
Print for reference.
The more you know, the less you show.
That is all.