That's him. We have to share an office. As you can see he has some hygiene issues. He's clean, but seriously, has the guy ever SEEN a comb? He takes horrible phone messages too. You should see the shit he writes. He is always happy to share my lunch with me, but he never brings anything. He never refills the paper in the copier or makes coffee. He's kind of an asshole.
This is after I told him he needed to go outside to do his business. I guess he was mad.
Good thing I don't like to keep Christmas themed stuffed animals after the holidays. Not sure what I could do anyway. He doesn't care when he gets in trouble. What a douche.
I was busy trying to drum up business all day.
He just stared at me.
You should have seen how drunk he got at our company holiday party. That's our IT guy trying to talk him down.
Dude did he get sick on the couch? Gross.
He's so dumb. This is what he considers "Business Casual."
I hate him.
But I'm stuck with him. I guess it could be worse...
Who is the worst person you ever had to share workspace with?